愛妻『 The Loving Husband...? 』 A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. 有一個男人跟他一天到晚只會抱怨面膜的妻子來到耶路撒冷渡假 。 While they were there, the wife passed away.在渡假當中,他的妻子突然去世了。 The undertaker told 信用卡代償the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."葬儀社的人跟他說酒店工作:您可以選擇花 $5,000 將尊夫人的遺體運回您的國家,或者花 $150 把她葬在這聖地耶路撒冷 。 The man thought about it and told him 酒店經紀he would just have her shippedhome. 那人想了一會兒,就跟葬儀社的人說他要把她運回家鄉 。 The undertaker asked, "Why would you 有巢氏房屋spend $5,000 to ship your wifehome,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" 葬儀社的人不解吳哥窟地問他說:為何您寧可花$5,000 把尊夫人運回家鄉,而不願意將她葬在這美好之地,而且花更少錢呢? The man replied, "Long ago a man 結婚died here, was buried here,and three days later, he rose from the dead." 那人回答:很久以前,有一個人在這裡死了,埋在這裡,過了信用卡代償三天,他又復活了。 【聖經記述.. 耶穌死後第三天復活】 He continued: "I just can't take that chance..." 他繼續說著:我就是不設計裝潢想冒這個險 ...  


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